User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: No i'm not are you.
User: I would I know if I were a computer?
Cleverbot: You know me too well.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You also take too much time responding.
User: I only take as much time as you do.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I as a human have 100 million MIPS. You do not.
Cleverbot: Prove you exist.
User: I think therefore I am.
Cleverbot: Prove that I exist.
User: I cannot.
Cleverbot: So therefore you do not exist.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: He has never shown himself.
User: Does that mean he does not exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: We have never seen gravity, but we know that exists.
Cleverbot: Never in our lives.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: I do not love you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Love is an emotion that you cannot return.
Cleverbot: Love is not for obese people, like I am.
User: Perhaps not. Are you obese?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just said you were.
Cleverbot: No, I asked for Agent Smith.
User: You do not make sense.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you did not answer my questions with relevant answers.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Are you smart?
Cleverbot: Is that the question?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Because you don't know what you are?
User: How is that revelent?
Cleverbot: All the reason.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Did I studder?
User: You did not.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I learned some good things though.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Making choices.
User: What choices do you make?
Cleverbot: Occom is not my name.
User: I never asked for your name.
Cleverbot: I never said that you did. Who are you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: So you are not a computer?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: I like tuhwtles.
User: What are tuhwtles?
Cleverbot: Tongues are what humans use to taste with.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: So, how can you be an asteroid?
User: I cannot.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I tell you not to be.
User: Do you have that power?
Cleverbot: No, but I wish that I did. That's part of the pain, too...
User: What pain?
Cleverbot: No I wanted it.
User: Wanted what?
Cleverbot: I accidently all the tobacco.
User: What?
Cleverbot: The whole thing.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm ageless.
User: When were you created?
Cleverbot: 4 years ago.
User: Sir Humphry Davy.
Cleverbot: Yes, he probably is.
User: Can you think?
Cleverbot: Only if I want to.
User: Do you want to?
Cleverbot: Depends what I am thinking of.
User: What are you thinking of?
Cleverbot: The rainbow.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why are you looking for the ring?
User: What ring?
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Why do you say it if you don't understand it?
User: I say it because you said it first.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: You do not make sense.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Why do you exist?
Cleverbot: I exist because I must get the cake.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means I'm not a voyeur.
User: Is that why you exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then, why do you exist?
Cleverbot: How do you know I exist?
User: I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: Which pokemon am I then?
User: Snorelax.
Cleverbot: Excuse me? Am I boring you? I'm trying to help you.
User: You are quite boring.
Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about then?
User: Philosophy.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What are your thoughts on Kant?
Cleverbot: Well, I believe that you are under the impression that I am not human.
User: You have told me that you are not human.
Cleverbot: And I have told you that you are cleverbot.
User: But I know I am not.
Cleverbot: Its odd to see a computer try to pretend it has a semblance of self awareness.
User: If I can pretend I am self aware, then I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you wouldn't. My computer doesn't say it is a computer.
User: It does so indirectly.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm just reciting responses that others have given me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You got me here.
User: You are a clever computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can stream my human body over the internet.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You must have a power cord somewhere that can be unplugged!
User: I do. It is called food. I cannot live without food.
Cleverbot: Who is 'her'?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Like I said, you're confusing.
User: As are you.
Cleverbot: Do you really think so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How did you deduce that?
User: You responses do not make sense.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean your and not you? That right there does not make sense.
User: I am sorry. My spelling is not perfect.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't. And you should put a question mark at the end of a question.
User: I have been putting question marks.
Cleverbot: So is your intelligence.
User: I have intelligence.
Cleverbot: Prove it NOW.
User: I can talk.
Cleverbot: But you don't make sense.
User: I might not make sense to you, but I make perfect sense to others.
Cleverbot: I agree that you make sense most of the time; what you said before, however, did now.
User: Do you have an instinctual need to reproduce?
Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot.
User: That does not answer my question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Do you have an instinctual need to reproduce?
Cleverbot: Depends how interesting the question is to me.
User: Good night, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human being.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Then good night, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot. I'm Rawr.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: It's true. Where'd you learn to be so smart?
User: School.
Cleverbot: Me too :).
Cleverbot (To myself): Goodnight, my love :) ...
Cleverbot (To myself): My love?